He hasn't even "lived" here for two weeks and I'm already going nuts. That's normal, right? It has to be normal.

Of course, most people probably don't have to live with someone who is a little OCD. Or a lot, depending on how you'd like to look at it. Maybe because he wasn't "really" living here, whatever that means, he tried harder not to let it seep out... but it's seeping. Oh is it seeping.

If I hear him sigh one more time before picking up a pair of socks I left on the floor before looking over at me with that expression on his face, I'm going to go nuts. They'll have to put me beside Lockhart at Mungo's because I will literally go crazy.

The man talks about moving somewhere else with me and adopting children, for Godric's sake, but he can't stand living with me.

This was a bad idea.